Thursday Thirteen: Bad Hero, Bad!

ByKristen Koster

 

13 Things A Hero Should Never Say…

…when the heroine has just impulsively confessed her love and blurted out those three little words…

1. “No, no, no. This was just supposed to be about the sex!”
2. “Me too! I am great, aren’t I?”
3. “Why does every girl I kiss say that?”
4. “Huh? We’ve only been living together for, what? Ten years?”
5. “Me or how I make you feel, baby?”
6. “My wife’s not gonna like this.”
7. “What? Do I know you?”
8. “Why? I killed your kittens, stabbed your brother, ruined your sister, and have kidnapped you and have been holding you hostage for a week. Women!”
9. “Mmmmm…. I love you too, Monique. It was Monique, right?”
10. “Hold still, you’ve got something in your teeth.”
11. “What? Come out of there so I can understand what you’re saying.”
12. *belch* Pass me another cold one, babe. Dammit! Interception!”
13. Zzzzzzzzzz!

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

1 Jennifer McKenzie 2 Lorelei James 3 Amelia June 4 Seeley deBorn
5 Adelle Laudan 6 Heather 7 Tempest Knight 8 Savannah Chase
9 Robin L. Rotham 10 Elle Fredrix 11 Debbie Mumford 12 Morgan St. John

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18 Comments

  1. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Those were great. I wish I’d thought of them. It would be a challenge to write a hero that DID say something stupid like that….and still have the happy ending.

  3. AHAHA number 2 is my favorite. We’re often joking about that at home “love you” “me too” “yes, you do love you”

    Teehee!

    Happy TT, glad to see another aspiring writer out here 🙂

  17. Sorry I’m so late!!! LOL, loved 2 and 6 and 12.
    Yep, you’re doing everything right. 😉

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